August 18, 2009
Word: The Lil Bee.
This week’s Word is brought you by none other than one of my very, very favorite, favorite bloggers – Melisa of The Lil Bee…
{via ffffound – photographer?}
I look too wrinkled? I do, right? I’m wrinkled. Shoot. Should I steam? Maybe I could hang it in the shower for a minute. Wait, no…it’s already 9:15! Omigod I am so late. Shoot, I cannot go out like this. Can I? Maybe if I blow-dry it I can get some wrinkles out! Perfect.
Ouch! S#it, damnit, what the, I burned my leg! Omigod ow. You know what? Screw it. It’s 92 f’ing degrees out anyway. I don’t even care if I’m wrinkled. Stupid job. At least I tried. Unlike Dumpy McDumperson Boss Lady. She’ll probably wear her “sensible shoes” again. Heinous. Whatever. All right, I’m out of here. Love you, see you later, hon!!
Oh, s#it. Where are my keys? Have you seen my KEYS??!!
Amy@OldSweetSong
August 18, 2009 at 2:18 pmHa! I love Melisa and can very much relate to this.
Kelly
August 18, 2009 at 2:28 pmi can't even tell you the last time i attempted to iron anything. i specifically look for clothing that's wrinkle-free in nature!!
xo
Kelly
The Style Spot
August 18, 2009 at 4:30 pmPerfect picture, perfect words. I love it.
Morgan
August 18, 2009 at 8:54 pmI couldn't have said it better myself! Too funny!
Jessica
August 18, 2009 at 11:22 pmHa! This could be me every single morning.
Her name was Lola
August 19, 2009 at 1:03 amEverything about that was perfect. Just spot-on.
Cheers.
Simply Mel
August 19, 2009 at 3:12 amMy thoughts exactly….S#it!
krista
August 19, 2009 at 3:42 amdo they even make irons anymore?
liza
August 19, 2009 at 4:29 amI say it often about Lil Bee… hilarious! Thank you!
Kate Coveny Hood
August 19, 2009 at 4:41 amHilarious! And sadly – very familiar…
cindy
August 19, 2009 at 11:32 amlove it!
Abbey
August 19, 2009 at 1:00 pmlove it!
Leenie
December 1, 2009 at 4:39 pmUsually the first thought is… "can I use the steam setting on my iron to get rid of these wrinkles while I still have the dres on because I really don't have time to take it off and start all over again"… then the reality of what steam can do to flesh sets in and the dress is over my head in no time… or still on me, wrinkles and all, on my way to the office – they'll think it happened in the car anyway!