Campfire Cologne

 

Tired of your beard smelling like an average office-dwelling man’s? Take your scent outdoors with Campfire Cologne! Just light a stick of cedar, oak, or birch wood then waft it around your facial hair. Tade! Insta-mountain man. And you know how the ladies love that. Respect the Beard!

 

4 Comments
  • Uncle Beefy

    October 4, 2012 at 12:11 pm Reply

    An awesome random act of what the hell! Oh. My!

  • A

    October 4, 2012 at 4:35 pm Reply

    There is a strong possibility I would mindlessly throw myself at a stranger who smelled like that. Win.

  • Lindsay

    October 4, 2012 at 11:41 pm Reply

    This stuff really seriously does smell like a campfire. I coughed and choked for about 20 minutes after being around it.

  • Emily

    October 9, 2012 at 1:29 pm Reply

    Hilarious!

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