Citations for Real Life

 

I have not been gifted with patience in this life. I try to keep calm and collected, but more times than not it ends with me yelling obscenities in my car or in my head. Sometimes I even make up my own combinations from different parts of words, that part’s just a gift. Citations for Real Life is the perfect fit with notes for coworkers, neighbors, parking, cell phone usage, and grammar. Choose from 20 different citations and get the weight of bearing someone else’s stupidity off your shoulders.

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Bottle Key

 

MAKR is on top of all once again with this antique brass blank key bottle opener. Not only is it super clever, but it also blends right in with the other keys on your keychain – no more souvenir or promo openers for you!

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